No soup for us, no pasta for us, no ticket for us, no smile for us, no wine for us, no straight candles for us.
I got a new coat and obviously look amazing in it.
It’s like a fun mystery game: read the facts and then cast your vote for the most likely source of B’s food poisoning!
Just, you know, a link to my review and another playlist to send you home.
People like lists, right? And reviews of posh brunch spots? Well, this is like that but shitty. A list of shitty shitty things I ride by every day!
Sigh – oh to be consumptive! Just, you know, daydreaming about contracting my favourite disease.