Thanksgiving Survival Guide: Go to your childhood bedroom, put your headphones on, turn up Radiohead, and adopt a turkey.
It’s like a fun mystery game: read the facts and then cast your vote for the most likely source of B’s food poisoning!
People like lists, right? And reviews of posh brunch spots? Well, this is like that but shitty. A list of shitty shitty things I ride by every day!